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The first in a trilogy of funny and engaging poems for children, written by Paul and illustrated by his clever clogs son, Thomas.

"My Bottom did a burp in class,

A big one really loud,

Everybody heard it too,

It made me really proud"

Everyone experiences an unexpected Bottom Burp at some point or another. Grown ups will tell you that they don’t, but we totally know that they do. All of them. Even the Prime Minister. Even the Queen. (Except one of her servants usually does hers for her) The inescapable truth is that they sneak out, sometimes without us even knowing – and that’s something we’ve all got in common.

Other poems featured in this volume talk about dinosaurs, tummy rumbles, staff room stresses and which pink is such a devisive colour.

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